Wednesday웬즈데이
Netflix | 8 Episodes | 2022.11.23
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01 I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them02 Use the words little and girl to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety03 What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?04 It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code05 Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you06 It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name07 I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation08 I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive09 But those are all traits of great writers. Yes, and serial killers — what’s your point?10 This story is about to take a dark turn11 Usually I love dark turns, like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party12 I'll clean my room, in exchange for your immortal soul13 I prefer to be vilified14 I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés15 Sartre said, Hell is other people. He was my first crush16 I must be losing my mind. It's not nearly as fun as I anticipated17 Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls18 Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don't do tears19 I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks20 I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago but I admire the sadism21 I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material22 I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first23 For the record, I don’t believe I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you24 I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down… I secretly enjoy it25 I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually I have an uncle who went to prison for that26 I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain27 That was torture. Thank you28 I enjoy funerals. I've been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section
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