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NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service
NCIS

CBS | 23 Episodes | 2003.09.23

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01 Don't Put Me In A Position I'm Not Trained For

02 Future's Coming With Or Without You. You Might As Well Be There

03 Bear In Mind, Gibbs, When The World Is Watching, No Comment Can Only Play For So Long!

04 I Once Killed A Man With A Credit Card

05 Their Bodies Tell Me A Great Deal; It Helps To Reciprocate

06 I Believe In Magic, Prayer And Logic Equally

07 I Think You Have Me Confused With Someone Who Is Far Less Awesome

08 Family's More Than Just DNA. It's About People Who Care And Take Care Of Each Other

09 I'd have to say it was like deja vu working with you again, Boss

10 My superpowers are kicking down doors, breaking through windows, a tango

11 I always say you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your family

12 Love is never having to read her her Miranda Rights

13 What good’s it being an armed Federal Agent, if you can’t drive fast?

14 You disappeared, Gibbs, without a word. Sometimes there’s nothing left to be said

15 I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence

16 This is a very dangerous game you are playing, and that’s the last time I’m going to bend the truth to save your asses

17 In the land of forensic science technology, the mass spectrometer is king

18 ou know, I never understand why people drink alcohol when they’re depressed—because alcohol is a depressant

19 Danger, intrigue, a damsel in distress—I’m actually looking forward to it

20 I will kill you 18 different ways with this paper clip

21 This guy is cleaner than clean, whiter than white. If you put him in a lineup with snow, snow is going to jail

22 I was just gonna tussle your hair. Sometimes it makes you smile

23 Hey, Tim. You said that Gibbs was happy. What do you mean?

24 You can’t leave me hanging, bro

25 NCIS? That anything like CSI?